This past week has been a challenging one for me. I accomplished little, but thought about a lot. I did complete the first draft of a project I hope to post next week. Here are a few of the many thoughts that ran though my head.
Up-Down-Up-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B-A-Select-Start. Learn it. Live it. Love it.
Bo Jackson is the greatest football player in video game history. This is not debatable.
G.O.A.T
Saturday Night’s Alright (for fighting) – Elton John out rocks Nickelback
Why is being overqualified a negative? Are dumb people better employees?
Anytime a sentence begins with “you people” – something stupid will follow.
“We’ll keep your resume on file,” is not as encouraging as it sounds.
There is a tip jar in the drive thru at Starbucks, but not McDonalds. Why?
UF/UGA qualifies for a House Divided tag. Yale/University of Phoenix does not.
If married people encourage single friends to get married. Then single people should encourage married friends to get divorced.
It is socially acceptable for a man to wear Chap Stick but not cherry lip gloss. Seems unfair.
Ricky Gervais is a Conservative hero because he stuck it to Hollywood. If you’re a fan of Ricky Gervvais, you know why this is funny.
Black ice scares the crap out of some people. They will do anything to avoid black ice. The news media reports on possible black ice locations. Never hear people worrying about white ice.
I’m not sure which is creepier: my movie crush on Johnny Depp or my movie crush on Emma Stone.
You smell like old people... and soap. I like it.
But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.
A little cabin feaver mabee ????
a lot of way too many things not progressing as fast as I think they should.
But honey…you have your resume on file in so many places now. If anything, that can be seen as a great success and I don’t think it should be minimized.
Seriously…something will come. It’s just that job searching sucks big time!
Really like the black ice thing….that is really funny
thanks Dana.
cabin feaver is evil. things not going as we think they should is worse. platitudes are pointless and a waste of time anyway. so for whatever its worth, there are a bunch of us who are pulling for you, who have faith in you and know it will happen for you soon. so until it does, we are enjoying reading the stuff that you write…
what the heck is black ice??
water on the road freezes – it makes patches of ice that cannot be seen by drivers. Or people running as I learned the hard way.
Definition
GA weather